Short and Lovely Jokes

. A FOOLish man
tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

 her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL
when her LIPS are CLOSED. 

 2. One GOOD way
to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : 

 Before Marriage – Drink
whenever you are SAD 

 After Marriage – Drink
whenever you are HAPPY 

 3. Three FASTEST means of
Communication : 

 1. Tele-Phone 

 2. Tele-Vision 

 3. Tell to Woman 

 Need still FASTER - Tell
her NOT to tell ANY ONE. 

 4. Love your friends not their
sisters. Love your sisters not their 

 friends. 

 5. A man got 2 wishes from
GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best 

 Woman. 

 Next moment, he had the Best
Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. 

 Moral : BE
SPECIFIC 

  

 6. What is a BEST and WORST news
you can hear at the SAME time
? 

 It is when your Girl Friend
says YOU are
the BEST
KISSER among all your 

 Friends. 

 7. Let us be generous like
this : Four Ants are moving through a 

 forest. 

 They see an ELEPHANT coming
towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL 

 him. 

 Ant 2 says : No, Let us break
his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will 

 just throw him away from our
path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him 

 because he
is ALONE and we are FOUR. 

 8. If you do NOT have a Girl
Friend – You are missing SOME thing in 

 your life. If you HAVE a Girl
Friend – You are missing EVERY thing
in 

 your life. 

 9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone
for their MISTAKE. 

 Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 

 10. When your LIFE is in
DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you 

 from Darkness. Even after you
pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please 

 PAY the  ELECTRICITY BILL. 

 11. Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per 

 Constitution, you can NOT
PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake. 



 12. "A Ship is always safe at
the shore – but that is NOT what
it is built for" – Albert Einstein