Miscellaneous Jokes

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying?
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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What is common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Santa replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

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Santa falls in love with a nurse….
After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her:
“I love you sister.”

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Pappu (son of Santa), while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?
Santa: Duusra side tera baap lagayega kya?
(Exide – Ek side)

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Santa: Ismein suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Santa was caught for speeding and was produced before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take, 30 days or Rs 3000?
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.

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Q: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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Q: A man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
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What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Santa (reading from book of facts):  “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

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Teacher: If you call your mother as MUM… What will you call mother’s younger sister and elder sister?
Banta: MINIMUM & MAXIMUM!